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PostSubject: Actual Insurance Claim Write-Ups   Actual Insurance Claim Write-Ups Icon_minitimeSat Feb 07, 2009 3:12 pm

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

I collided with a stationery truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.

As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a fractured skull

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows.
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Insurance Claim Write-Ups   Actual Insurance Claim Write-Ups Icon_minitimeSun Feb 15, 2009 7:24 am

I seen this years ago, Timeless , Still makes me lmao !!!!

This one actually happened to a buddy of mine:
After leaveing the bar I felt hungry so I went through the drive thew and headed home, as i turned the corner my fries spilled onto the floor ,as i reached to pick them up , i pulled on the wheel smashing into the parked police cruser lol.
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